Now I don’t do yoga…

but after seeing this excelent site explaining the Sun Salutation I might give it a try.

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I am so sorry to do this to you

This is the second worst clip of rapping I’ve ever seen

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Sandals?

I’m not a fan of sandals and after seeing lots of pairs of golf sandals I liked them even less

My spirits were lifted (pun intended) by this alcoholics sandal

And then my heart sank. The winner of the worst idea for anything in the world ever award is…

THE CYCLING SANDAL. WTF?

Wheel standing Porsche 356

I think the picture says it all.

Transition bikes 2008

Not much to say about this apart from I want it so bad.

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Light writing

Grafitti without damage

My girlfriend’s blog

She is funnier and more talented than I am. Check it out.

Golfism part 2

OMG!

My friend Shaun Oates read part 1 and sent me this. He isn’t a golfist, yet manages to create the perfect golfism quote, genius.

Choose Golf. Choose a course. Choose a caddy. Choose a nine-iron. Choose a fucking big putter, choose tees, balls, checked pants and electrical golf carts. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest course fees. Choose a starter club. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a golf-bag on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose mulligans and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing replay matches, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.

Choose your future.

Choose golf.

Orange is the new white part 2

Chris King has always had the cool stuff, even cooler now that orange is the new white

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Golfism part 1

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that golf — for lack of a better word — is good.
Golf is right.

Golf works.

Golf clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Golf, in all of its forms — golf for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And golf — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.