The point is, ladies and gentleman, that golf — for lack of a better word — is good.
Golf is right.
Golf works.
Golf clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Golf, in all of its forms — golf for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And golf — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.